The Chatroom
*C has entered the chatroom*
C: OMG you would not believe what happened today
D: try me
S: \o/
*V has entered the chatroom*
V: heeeeey everyone ; )
A: what happened C?
*K has entered the chatroom*
K: Hello, all.
*Z has entered the chatroom*
Z: hello?
C: My brother was kicked out of a wedding!
S: O.O
V: da fuk
D: LMFAO
K: Is this the same brother that forgot their keys at a rave?
D: you gotta tell us the full details, man
C: Haha you remembered that?
V: dude who doesnt, it was epic
S: ＼（°o°；）/
Z: can I share something?
D: DEEETS WE DEMAND DEEETS
C: Well, he got drunk…
V: lmao
A: sure go, Z
K: I think I know where this is headed.
S: (≖͞_≖̥)
C: And yeah, stuff happened
A: what stuff?
D: NOT THE STUFF
V: lel did he start crying about how he and the bride used to date
S: (;ﾞ°´ω°´)
A: he started hollering at the top of his lungs and singing really bad songs
D: oh oh did he strip, tell me he striped
D: *stripped
K: LOL.
Z: well I think I’m having a hard time with life lately
C: Well, one of you got it right
D: HE STRIPPED DIDN’T HE
S: (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
D: u and ur fam so lewd
K: D, stop.
V: holy fuck it must have been embarrassing
A: what’s up Z? what’s happening
C: Haha D, it takes one to know one
C: And yeah, it was, V
S: Σ(ノ°▽°)ノ
*H has entered the chatroom*
H: whew what’s happening in this chat
D: and don’t I know you baby B )
K: Okay, I should head out now. Nice talking to all of you.
V: see ya K
A: bye K
Z: my girlfriend broke up with me today
C: Ttyl, K. Nothing much happens after that anyway lol, just utter embarrassment
D: BYEEEEE K
S: ヾ(°∇°*)
K: See you all. I hope you’ll be okay, Z. And get D restrained, will you. Bye.
*K has left the chatroom*
D: LMAO
Z: thanks man
V: hey dude sorry
D: OMG I’m so sorry to hear that Z : (
C: Oh my god I got dumped just last week too, it’s terrible
A: you gonna be okay, Z?
H: wait you got dumped last week C?
S: (;Д;)
Z: I think so
C: Yeah. I thought I told you?
D: I already deployed my ninjassassins to kill the bastard *-*
V: dudes class starts in a few
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C: Oh crap I didn’t finish my paper yet. Ttyl
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D: ooooh ya hahaha gtg too it’s 2 am BYE -poof-
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A: sorry man, I gotta run, just PM me if you need someone to talk Z
Z: ok
*A has left the chatroom*
H: lel why are y’all leaving smh, guess I’ll go do something productive with my life
*H has left the chatroom*
Z: bye everyone
S: (￣^￣)ゞ
Z: guess it’s just you and me left here, S
S: ◞(⚭⃚⃙͐·̫⚭⃚⃙͐)˩✧
S: (っ´▽｀)っ
S: ⊂(・ヮ・⊂)
S: (つ・▽・)つ⊂(・▽・⊂)
Z: thanks, S
S: ‧⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )
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First written February 9, 2018.
#130